Flower

Available in a variety of quantities!
Roll - 1
1/8 - 3.5
1/4 - 7
1/2 - 14
Zippy - 28
Funk from Mars is an indica-leaning hybrid cannabis strain bred from GMO Cookies and OZ Kush. It features high THC levels (around 25% to 28%), dense purple-tinged buds, and a heavy body relaxation effect.Genetics and AppearanceLineage: Cross between GMO Cookies (Garlic Cookies) and OZ Kush.Appearance: Dense, frosty buds showing dark burgundy, reddish-purple, and dusty green hues with orange hairs.Type: Indica-dominant hybrid.Aroma and FlavorSmell: Pungent and savory mix of garlic, skunk, diesel, and earth, backed by subtle berry and gas undertones.Taste: A heavy, complex blend of savory funk, gassy fuel, and slight sweet berry notes on the exhale.EffectsCerebral: Euphoric, mood-lifting, and mentally relaxing.Physical: Deep body-melting relaxation and pain relief that can lead toward couch-lock in higher doses.Use: Best suited for late midday or evening relaxation, managing chronic stress, or easing physical tension.
Platinum Zoap is an indica-dominant hybrid strain combining AS1 and Zoap, sold as "smalls" (smaller, popcorn-sized buds) at a lower price point. It features high THC potency (often over 25%) and a sweet, floral, and soapy aroma.Profile and EffectsLineage: Cross of AS1 and Zoap (Pink Guava x Rainbow Sherbet)Type: Indica-dominant hybridAroma & Flavor: Sweet, floral, soapy, with earthy undertonesEffects: Euphoric head high, body relaxation, and stress reliefSmalls Meaning: Smaller flowers harvested from the lower branches; they offer the same potency and terpene profile as larger buds but cost less.